Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it. To those who don't celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays.......May the spirit of the season be upon you.

A word for some reason I say all the time (Did u know?)

Dude was coined by Oscar Wilde and his friends. It is a combination of the words duds and attitude.

Main tip for Flirting (Man, I definately need this ;) )

"Instead of going out and looking to meet someone, let your natural curiousity draw you to people. Just like when you were eight!"

(http://ca.lifestyle.yahoo.com/family-relationships/blog/joseyvogels/791/sign-language)

Prayers

Just want to say that my grandmom is undergoing triple bipass surgery tomorrow and my thoughts and prayers are with her and her family.....Get Well Soon Grandmom.....

Apples and Wine

"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men . . . Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know -- --"


Thanks to my friend Heather for this forward.....

For all those left handers, like me, out there

Quick Fact

Accoring to the Royal Canadian Golf Association, 25-30 % of Canadian golfers play golf left-handed, the highest percentage anywhere.


(The Left-Hander's Calender)

The Woman's Code - The Secret Rules That Women Live By!

by Cheryl Lavin: The secret rules that women live by but rarely divulge to men.
Invite a man to go shopping with you only if you need someone to carry your packages or drive. Assure your boyfriend that every female movie star has had a boob job.
When your man asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing." However, when Oprah, Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura asks you, go into excruciating detail. Leave nothing out.
The negative effects of cheese puffs and chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream are offset by the positive effects of diet soda.
Feet are flexible and can be made to fit into shoes varying from size 7 to 9, depending on what's on sale.
You can skimp on clothes, but a good bra is worth its weight in gold. (That's Victoria's secret.) The Patricia Principle: The more you've been trying to attract the attention of a particular man, the more likely it is that you'll run into him when you're sweaty, short of sleep, without makeup, wearing house-painting clothes, with your hair in a bandanna.
The best response to a married man who's hitting on you is, "Say, don't I know your wife?" Learn how to say "Back off" very loudly and look fierce while you say it.
Let every new man in your life know that you've got a black belt in karate.
Make friends with your hormones. They're what make you colorful and unpredictable. If other people have a hard time with that, that's
their problem.
When you hear your mother's words coming out of your mouth, shut your mouth. Unless your mother was really wise.
When in doubt, say no.
You're under no obligation to tell the truth when asked the number of your sexual partners.
Men love a woman who's good in bed. But not the first time they go to bed with her.
No matter how much they fight it, all men need a woman to organize their lives and their closets and tell them what kind of hair products to use.
Consider yourself a sculptor and your man a block of marble. Chip away until you have created someone you can live with. He'll thank you. Later.
Always remember: Inside the biggest, burliest, most macho man lives an ego as delicate and fragile as a baby chick making its first venture outside the egg. Laugh at a man at your own peril. The only women who look good first thing in the morning are the women who don't know how to put on makeup.
When splitting a dinner check with girlfriends, it's perfectly acceptable to take out a calculator.
If you drop your girlfriends as soon as you have a boyfriend, you will live to regret your decision. Food eaten while preparing other food has no calories.
When consumed for its antioxidant properties, dark chocolate has less fat than broccoli.
It's a medical fact that some women gain weight although they eat only salads. It's another medical fact that too much lettuce can lead to depression. Women who never binge have no souls. Only a masochist weighs herself the day after a binge. Ditto anyone who looks at herself naked in a three-way mirror. Even Angelina Jolie has some part of her body she hates.
Falling in love is a sure way to lose five pounds. Getting dumped is a sure way to gain 10. Nothing is sweeter than finding out that the cute boy who dumped you in the 12th grade lives in his mother's basement. Except going to your high school reunion and seeing that the prom queen shops at Lane Bryant.
Black really does make you look thinner.

The Good Napkins

The Good Napkins
THE GOOD NAPKINS...ahhhhh...the joys of having girls...My mother taught me to read when I was four years old
(her first mistake).... One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of
the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the
cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping
'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the
kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts,
she told me that those were for "special occasions"
(her second mistake)...Now, fast forward a few months...It's Thanksgiving Day,
and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his
wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while
they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and
immediately burst into laughter.Next, in came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.Next, in came my father, who roared with laughter.Then in came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment
when she saw each place setting on the table with a
"special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the
fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked
the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! My mother asked me why I used these and, of course,
my response sent the other adults into further
fits of laughter."But, Mom, you SAID they were for special
occasions!!!"Isn't it easier to just tell the truth and be
careful who you ask to set the table for you!

Math Trick Phone Number

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do
this one in yourhead)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT
the areacode)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer ??????

Wow, this explains a lot

Wow, this explains a lot. I guess we really do think quite differently.

http://www.canadianliving.com/relationships/friends_and_family/the_female_brain_how_it_really_works.php